Abuse My Nipples Dot Biz

"I love how you turn your horrible, painful life into an amusing comic interlude for the rest of us." -MasterHIM

The Pokemon Story

What happens when a guy with way too much spare time on his hands starts playing a fucked-up game like Pokemon and then writes about it?

A Customer Draws Near!

Call center tech support meets D&D in this (somewhat) autobiographical narrative that serves as an outlet for my many, many frustrations in life and is one of the few things that kept me sane back when I did this shit for a living.

Other Stuff

If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it goes here.

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