Abuse My Nipples Dot Biz

"" -MasterHIM

The Pokemon Story

I really don't know how to describe this thing.

A Customer Draws Near!

Call center tech support meets Dungeons & Dragons in this (somewhat) autobiographical narrative that primarily serves as an outlet for my many, many frustrations in life and is one of the few things that kept me sane back when I did this shit for a living.

Desktop Wallpaper

My personal collection of desktop wallpaper in most of the commonly-used resolutions. For additional wallpapers and/or resolutions, head over to Interfacelift.

Tutorials & Hacks

Guides and tips for the aspiring power user to get the most out of your computer.

Game Stuff

Just a Romancing SaGa FAQ for now, but I'll probably put up some other shit later like manuals, maps, and modder's resources.